New Figs 無花果

Figs 無花果

Adam and Eve used the leaves of the fig tree to sew garments for themselves when they realized they were naked. (Genesis 3:7)

無花果葉編織成
人間笫一件時裝。*
無花果富鈣鐵質,
嘴饞想嚐此聖品。
唉啊, 真是等不及!
*(創世記3章7節)

Twin Boys Talk 雙胞胎對話

Twin baby boys have a conversation.
What are they talking about? Socks?

雙胞胎比手出腳在說什麼?
襪子嗎?

(Youtube Video)

April Fool 愚人日

[新聞] 國民黨宣布徵召網路刺客軍團：重灌狂人不來恩 參選台南市立委！
(全文請看↑)

據傳不來恩已於今日(4月1日)下午5點在台南高鐵站大廳發表參選宣言，幾點主要政見如下：
1. 立即關閉只會嘴砲、只有18公分的 PTT 八卦板與噗浪等網站
2. 改正只會監督政府、不知努力拼經濟的立委惡習
3. 推動各縣市圖書館增購 SOD 教學錄影帶，提昇生育率、降低犯罪率
4. 規劃每年2次的 Show Girl 特展，委請廠商提供3C產品、手機與進口跑車當裝飾
5. 額外興建5座核能發電場，由於實在有夠安全的，所以一座放在總統府、一座放在故宮博物院，一座放在陽明山上，一座放在東區 SOGO。http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
6. 立法推動每個月過一次愚人節，而且還要放假。

茶翁在重灌狂人不來恩的部落格留言(笫131位)：
04-02-2011 at 上午 6:16.47(台灣時間)
您, 怎麼有種越寫越爽的感覺,
我, 怎麼有種越看越爽的感覺;
馬英九執迷臉書,
重灌狂人叫醒他。
不來恩立委加油!
哈哈愚人節快樂!

Butterflies 114 蝴蝶集錦

Beautiful Butterflies
美麗的蝴蝶

Jacqueline Onassis 傑格琳奧納西斯

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
笫一夫人船王遺孀-傑格琳甘乃迪奧納西斯

Jacqueline Lee Bouvier Kennedy Onassis (July 28, 1929 – May 19, 1994) was the wife of the 35th President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, and served as First Lady during his presidency from 1961 until his assassination in 1963. She was later married to Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis from 1968 until his death in 1975. For the final two decades of her life, she had a successful career as a book editor. She is remembered for her contributions to the arts and preservation of historic architecture, her style, elegance and grace.

After Salt Rush 鹽淹之後

~趣聞~
駭核搶鹽退鹽過後, 中國大陸多地開始
搶購貯存洗衣粉等日常生活必需品。

(轉載自新唐人電視台)

Doomsday 世界末日

安心啦! 2012年12月底地球不會有事啦!
聽聽太空科學家的解說。

NASA Scientist David Morrison speaks the real truth
about the year 2012 threat to Earth.

(YouTube Video)
看Maya Apocalypse 馬雅預言之說。

Old Silk Road 古絲路之旅

古絲路之旅: 秦兵馬俑 秦始皇陵 蘭州黄河鐡橋 白塔山等旅遊勝景。

Mmh. No video! Try this link↓
呣! 無影片, 點擊↓
Old Silk Road 古絲路之旅
(YouKu Video 优酷影片)
當地酷春聯:
上聯- 翻身不忘共產黨
下聯- 致富不忘秦始皇
橫聯- 感謝老楊(最先發現秦馬俑的楊老)

Elizabeth Taylor 玉婆麗沙泰勒

美女依麗沙白泰勒 (1932-2011)
The beautiful Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Rosemonde "Liz" Taylor, (February 27, 1932 – March 23, 2011) was an English-born American actress. She began as a child star, as an adult she came to be known for her acting talent and beauty, and had a much publicized private life, including eight marriages and several near-death experiences. Liza Taylor was considered one of the great actresses of Hollywood's Golden Age. The American Film Institute named Taylor seventh on its Female Legends list.

(Youtube Video)

Saved By A Japanese 捨身救人

20 Chinese trainees saved by their Japanese boss' brother
during the recent tsunami.

日本老板之弟捨身救20華人1個冇少。

大地震時正在日本女川町一家水產公司實習的20名中國女工，近日返國後對中央電視台憶述遇險經過，指海嘯到來時，是公司老闆的弟弟佐藤充救了她們，但他自己最後卻被海嘯吞沒。佐藤充捨身救中國人的故事，成為內地媒體近­日熱門話題。