Interesting Pictures 3 有趣圖像

Interesting Pictures III
有趣圖像(三)

Singers: Jenny Tiunn and Friends
Music 音樂 「噢, 美無比的郇城」

A Love Letter 一封情書

Dad's love letter 老爸的英文情書

老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情 書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是很有一套喔！

Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25. My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. I am a good man, in a big company work. I do early fxck (※I replaced the u with x.) every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
Like Your people 

哈哈哈哈哈! 沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
全版如下
Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開， 我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fxck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fxck。
(轉貼自台灣日報) (※I replaced the u with x.)

Sirtea Garden View 茶翁園景

Sirtea Garden View 130205 茶翁園景
Music: When Peace Like A River (In Taiwanese)
配音: 有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘(台語)
Voices Of The Tiunn Family Singers
(源自70年代珍藏錄音帶-不和協的完美和音)

有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘
有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘，樹木真青翠的路邊；
有時咱遇著大憂悶流目屎，若經過大風湧的苦海。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。

有時咱遇著歸群兇惡對敵，包圍咱四邊欲攻擊；
有時咱遇著大試煉真艱苦，致到咱心失望看無路。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。

豈采此世間萬物變換的時，地上未受贖眾子兒，
心肝真驚惶大擘腹無倘靠，主所贖的百姓免煩惱。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。

Lunar Year Of Snake 蛇年恭喜

Gong Xi Fa Cai 2013 New Lunar Snake Year.
恭喜恭喜恭喜你蛇年財運來。

Front of the Class 叫我第一名

"Front of the Class" is based on the true story of Brad Cohen -- played in the movie by Jimmy Wolk -- who, "after being challenged by Tourette's syndrome from a very young age, defies all odds to become a gifted teacher.

這是一部改編自真人真事的電影，故事主人翁是Brad Cohen ，他也是位妥瑞人唷！

Greeting The New Year 舊正拜年

鄧麗君唱舊曆正月初一「拜年」

(Bai-Ni/Bai-Nian )

Teresa Teng Sings "Greeting The New Year"

正月初一頭一天
First day of the first month,
家家戶戶過新年
Every household celebrates the New Year.
大街小巷喧燈彩
Main streets and alleys are full of decorative lightings.
炮竹響連天。
Firecrackers roar throughout the day.
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 炮竹響連天。
Hai, firecrackers roar throughout the day.

小妹過年真高興
I celebrate the New Year with the utmost joy.
換上新鞋穿新衣
Change to new shoes and clothing
從頭到腳打扮好
From head to feet all dressed up
上街去拜年。
Take to the street to greet the New Year!
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 上街去拜年。
Hai, take to the street to greet the New Year!

小妹過年真高興，
I celebrate the New Year with the utmost joy.
有吃有唱又有玩，
Eating, singing and playing.
叫部的士吩咐他，
Summon a Taxi and tell the driver
我要去拜年。
I have to greet the New Year!
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹，
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 我要去拜年。
Hai, I have to greet the New Year!

Lion Dance 過年舞獅

Lion Dance Championship
過年看舞獅賽

Psalm 23 詩篇23篇

The Lord is my Shepherd
上主是我的牧者

 

Supercarrier 超級航母

U.S. Ronald Reagan nuclear-powered supercarrier
雷根號超級航母—核子動力航空母艦

Hunger 飢餓

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這張照片(左)是凱文卡特，贏得九四年普立茲新聞特寫攝影獎的作品。那是一個蘇丹女童，即將餓斃跪倒在地，而兀鷹正在女孩後方不遠處，虎視眈眈，等候獵食女孩的畫面。

當人們紛紛打聽小女孩的下落時，遺憾的是，卡特也不知道。因為當時他只以新聞專業者的角色，按下快門，取得畫面，然後離去, 而沒有趕走兀鷹，救走小女孩。
在他獲頒這一生最高榮譽兩個月之後，卡特自殺身亡了。
在我們周遭，正有無數這樣的圖像在形成、在發生，你我是否也僅止於按下人生鏡頭的快門，然後，漠然地擦肩而過？