江蕙（1961年9月1日出生），本名：江淑惠，以演唱台語歌曲聞名, 是台語歌壇天后級歌星。
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Jody Chiang 江蕙
Jody Chiang or Jiang Hui江蕙 born as Jiang Shuhui (江淑惠), is a Taiwanese popular singer. She is often called the Queen of Taiwanese music.
江蕙（1961年9月1日出生），本名：江淑惠，以演唱台語歌曲聞名, 是台語歌壇天后級歌星。
江蕙（1961年9月1日出生），本名：江淑惠，以演唱台語歌曲聞名, 是台語歌壇天后級歌星。
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Teresa Teng-Overcast Day 鄧麗君-天黑黑
Teresa Teng sings "Overcast Day".
鄧麗君唱「天黑黑欲落雨」。
曲: 台灣童謠 詞: 林福裕
鄧麗君唱「天黑黑欲落雨」。
曲: 台灣童謠 詞: 林福裕
天黑黑 要落雨 阿公仔舉鋤頭要掘芋
掘啊掘掘啊掘 掘著一尾旋餾鼓(泥鰍)
依呀嘿 都真正趣眛
阿公仔要煮鹹 阿媽要煮淡 兩個相打弄破鼎
依呀嘿 都螂當 蹉當嗆 哇哈哈
Monday, February 25, 2013
iPhone Contract 愛奉合約
Gregory’s iPhone Contract
12/25/2012
Dear Gregory
Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.
I love you madly & look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.
耶誕節那天，13歲的克雷葛里．霍夫曼獲得他渴望的東西：一支iPhone 5手機。次日，他拿到合約，不是讓他手機上網的資費方案合約—這部份費用由他爸媽買單，而是一份告訴他用這支手機能做什麼、不能做什麼的約定。
珍妮．柏里．霍夫曼送給兒子他人生第一支iPhone，以獎勵他的「成熟與成長」，但是這份禮物有附帶條件。精確的說，是18個條件，寫在一份使用守則中。
這份合約明白列出她兒子須如何適當使用這支手機的種種規定，而且，這位媽媽還說，若他違反這些規定，她就會沒收這支iPhone。
1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren’t I the greatest?
2. I will always know the password.
3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads “Mom” or “Dad”. Not ever.
4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30pm every school night & every weekend night at 9:00pm. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30am. If you would not make a call to someone’s land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected.
5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person. It’s a life skill. *Half days, field trips and after school activities will require special consideration.
6. If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs. Mow a lawn, babysit, stash some birthday money. It will happen, you should be prepared.
7. Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.
8. Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.
9. Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room. Censor yourself.
10. No porn. Search the web for information you would openly share with me. If you have a question about anything, ask a person – preferably me or your father.
11. Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public. Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being. You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.
12. Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else’s private parts. Don’t laugh. Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence. It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life. It is always a bad idea. Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you. And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear – including a bad reputation.
13. Don’t take a zillion pictures and videos. There is no need to document everything. Live your experiences. They will be stored in your memory for eternity.
14. Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision. It is not alive or an extension of you. Learn to live without it. Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO – fear of missing out.
15. Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff. Your generation has access to music like never before in history. Take advantage of that gift. Expand your horizons.
16. Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.
17. Keep your eyes up. See the world happening around you. Stare out a window. Listen to the birds. Take a walk. Talk to a stranger. Wonder without googling.
18. You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.
It is my hope that you can agree to these terms. Most of the lessons listed here do not just apply to the iPhone, but to life. You are growing up in a fast and ever changing world. It is exciting and enticing. Keep it simple every chance you get. Trust your powerful mind and giant heart above any machine. I love you. I hope you enjoy your awesome new iPhone. Merry Christmas!
xoxoxo
Mom
http://www.janellburleyhofmann.com/gregorys-iphone-contract/
12/25/2012
Dear Gregory
Merry Christmas! You are now the proud owner of an iPhone. Hot Damn! You are a good & responsible 13 year old boy and you deserve this gift. But with the acceptance of this present comes rules and regulations. Please read through the following contract. I hope that you understand it is my job to raise you into a well rounded, healthy young man that can function in the world and coexist with technology, not be ruled by it. Failure to comply with the following list will result in termination of your iPhone ownership.
I love you madly & look forward to sharing several million text messages with you in the days to come.
耶誕節那天，13歲的克雷葛里．霍夫曼獲得他渴望的東西：一支iPhone 5手機。次日，他拿到合約，不是讓他手機上網的資費方案合約—這部份費用由他爸媽買單，而是一份告訴他用這支手機能做什麼、不能做什麼的約定。
珍妮．柏里．霍夫曼送給兒子他人生第一支iPhone，以獎勵他的「成熟與成長」，但是這份禮物有附帶條件。精確的說，是18個條件，寫在一份使用守則中。
這份合約明白列出她兒子須如何適當使用這支手機的種種規定，而且，這位媽媽還說，若他違反這些規定，她就會沒收這支iPhone。
1. It is my phone. I bought it. I pay for it. I am loaning it to you. Aren’t I the greatest?
2. I will always know the password.
3. If it rings, answer it. It is a phone. Say hello, use your manners. Do not ever ignore a phone call if the screen reads “Mom” or “Dad”. Not ever.
4. Hand the phone to one of your parents promptly at 7:30pm every school night & every weekend night at 9:00pm. It will be shut off for the night and turned on again at 7:30am. If you would not make a call to someone’s land line, wherein their parents may answer first, then do not call or text. Listen to those instincts and respect other families like we would like to be respected.
5. It does not go to school with you. Have a conversation with the people you text in person. It’s a life skill. *Half days, field trips and after school activities will require special consideration.
6. If it falls into the toilet, smashes on the ground, or vanishes into thin air, you are responsible for the replacement costs or repairs. Mow a lawn, babysit, stash some birthday money. It will happen, you should be prepared.
7. Do not use this technology to lie, fool, or deceive another human being. Do not involve yourself in conversations that are hurtful to others. Be a good friend first or stay the hell out of the crossfire.
8. Do not text, email, or say anything through this device you would not say in person.
9. Do not text, email, or say anything to someone that you would not say out loud with their parents in the room. Censor yourself.
10. No porn. Search the web for information you would openly share with me. If you have a question about anything, ask a person – preferably me or your father.
11. Turn it off, silence it, put it away in public. Especially in a restaurant, at the movies, or while speaking with another human being. You are not a rude person; do not allow the iPhone to change that.
12. Do not send or receive pictures of your private parts or anyone else’s private parts. Don’t laugh. Someday you will be tempted to do this despite your high intelligence. It is risky and could ruin your teenage/college/adult life. It is always a bad idea. Cyberspace is vast and more powerful than you. And it is hard to make anything of this magnitude disappear – including a bad reputation.
13. Don’t take a zillion pictures and videos. There is no need to document everything. Live your experiences. They will be stored in your memory for eternity.
14. Leave your phone home sometimes and feel safe and secure in that decision. It is not alive or an extension of you. Learn to live without it. Be bigger and more powerful than FOMO – fear of missing out.
15. Download music that is new or classic or different than the millions of your peers that listen to the same exact stuff. Your generation has access to music like never before in history. Take advantage of that gift. Expand your horizons.
16. Play a game with words or puzzles or brain teasers every now and then.
17. Keep your eyes up. See the world happening around you. Stare out a window. Listen to the birds. Take a walk. Talk to a stranger. Wonder without googling.
18. You will mess up. I will take away your phone. We will sit down and talk about it. We will start over again. You & I, we are always learning. I am on your team. We are in this together.
It is my hope that you can agree to these terms. Most of the lessons listed here do not just apply to the iPhone, but to life. You are growing up in a fast and ever changing world. It is exciting and enticing. Keep it simple every chance you get. Trust your powerful mind and giant heart above any machine. I love you. I hope you enjoy your awesome new iPhone. Merry Christmas!
xoxoxo
Mom
http://www.janellburleyhofmann.com/gregorys-iphone-contract/
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Anti-nuclear Power Plant 反核電廠
台灣反核，卡到天王篇-一群小朋友為一睹「卡達天王」運轉的風采，因此不斷繳錢給玩具店老闆，沒想到「油電雙漲」後，「卡達天王」隨之漲價，小朋友好不容易湊到1千5百元，結果運轉後卡達天王應聲解體，玩具店老闆獅子大開口，竟要無辜小朋友們賠償「卡達天王」醫藥費3千3百元，憤怒的小朋友們指控「那個卡達天王，根本就是卡到天王」、「都是鼻屎糊做的」，但玩具店老闆卻威脅「你們現在不買也不行了！」
片尾的口白指出，核四從一開始的1697億元預算一路追加，今年總預算估計將達3300億元，已是原本的2倍，而台灣馬政府不斷宣稱，如停建核四將會增加電價4成，「不買不行的黑暗交易，就是30年來，台灣人所期盼的光明未來。」
片尾的口白指出，核四從一開始的1697億元預算一路追加，今年總預算估計將達3300億元，已是原本的2倍，而台灣馬政府不斷宣稱，如停建核四將會增加電價4成，「不買不行的黑暗交易，就是30年來，台灣人所期盼的光明未來。」
Saturday, February 23, 2013
A Frog Mother's labor 青蛙媽媽救孩子們
Is there a greater love and labor than this?
看救子心切的智慧與努力。
這份母愛的動作真叫人替她加油。
看救子心切的智慧與努力。
這份母愛的動作真叫人替她加油。
Little Lord Fauntleroy 流落子爵
Little Lord Fauntleroy- A fatherless American boy discovers that he is heir to a British dukedom.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Pray For God’s Blessing 懇求上帝施恩賜福
Pray For God’s Blessing-Interesting Animal Pictures
懇求上帝施恩賜福-可愛圖像動物篇
Music 配樂Singers: The Tiunn Family Chorus
懇求上帝施恩賜福-可愛圖像動物篇
Music 配樂Singers: The Tiunn Family Chorus
懇求上帝施恩賜福 保佑一家安樂
是大是小信主基督 大家相愛和睦
父慈子孝夫妻保老 兄弟姊妹合好
虔誠祈禱勤讀聖經 成做屬主家庭
全家大小做主聖徒 所行照主法度
待人接物為主見證 凡事做主光燈
安分守己敬虔知足 不敢放縱私慾
或是快樂或是艱難 求主賜阮平安
今求救主站阮中央 成做伊甸樂園
大家相疼彼此和睦 享受地上天國
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Find Parking Spot 找停車位
What one girl does when it's hard to find parking in Beijing, China.
誰說找不到停車位, 中國人的聰明, 這招包管用!
誰說找不到停車位, 中國人的聰明, 這招包管用!
Monday, February 18, 2013
Oh Beautiful Zion City 噢美無比的郇城
Oh, Beautiful Zion City-Interesting Pictures (III)
噢美無比的郇城-有趣圖像(三)
Music Singers 音樂（台語）: Jenny Tiunn & Friends
(Revised with lyrics 更新附歌詞)
噢美無比的郇城-有趣圖像(三)
Music Singers 音樂（台語）: Jenny Tiunn & Friends
(Revised with lyrics 更新附歌詞)
哦！美無比 美無比的郇城 郇城是上帝的城
哦！美無比 美無比的郇城 郇城是上帝的城
哦！美無比 美無比的郇城 郇城是至高上帝的城
哦！美無比 美無比的郇城 郇城是上帝的城
哦！美無比的郇城 是上帝榮耀的城
哦！美無比的郇城 是上帝榮耀的城
歡喜和平惦在你 歡喜跟和平永遠要惦在你
歡喜和平惦在你 歡喜跟和平永遠要惦在你
歡喜跟和平永遠要惦在你 歡喜跟和平永遠要惦在你
歡喜和平惦在你 歡喜和平惦在你 要惦在你 要惦在你
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Interesting Pictures 3 有趣圖像
Interesting Pictures III
有趣圖像(三)
Singers: Jenny Tiunn and Friends
Music 音樂 「噢, 美無比的郇城」
有趣圖像(三)
Singers: Jenny Tiunn and Friends
Music 音樂 「噢, 美無比的郇城」
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
A Love Letter 一封情書
Dad's love letter 老爸的英文情書
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪， 但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情 書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是很有一套喔！Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25. My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. I am a good man, in a big company work. I do early fxck (※I replaced the u with x.) every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over my life.
Like Your people
哈哈哈哈哈! 沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
全版如下
Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開， 我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fxck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you..
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人
＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fxck。
(轉貼自台灣日報) (※I replaced the u with x.)
Monday, February 11, 2013
Sirtea Garden View 茶翁園景
Sirtea Garden View 130205 茶翁園景
Music: When Peace Like A River (In Taiwanese)
配音: 有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘(台語)
Voices Of The Tiunn Family Singers
(源自70年代珍藏錄音帶-不和協的完美和音)
Music: When Peace Like A River (In Taiwanese)
配音: 有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘(台語)
Voices Of The Tiunn Family Singers
(源自70年代珍藏錄音帶-不和協的完美和音)
有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘
有時咱經過美麗清靜河墘，樹木真青翠的路邊；
有時咱遇著大憂悶流目屎，若經過大風湧的苦海。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。
有時咱遇著歸群兇惡對敵，包圍咱四邊欲攻擊；
有時咱遇著大試煉真艱苦，致到咱心失望看無路。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。
豈采此世間萬物變換的時，地上未受贖眾子兒，
心肝真驚惶大擘腹無倘靠，主所贖的百姓免煩惱。
免煩惱(免煩惱)，心平安(心平安)；偎靠主免煩惱，心平安。
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Front of the Class 叫我第一名
"Front of the Class" is based on the true story of Brad Cohen -- played in the movie by Jimmy Wolk -- who, "after being challenged by Tourette's syndrome from a very young age, defies all odds to become a gifted teacher.
這是一部改編自真人真事的電影，故事主人翁是Brad Cohen ，他也是位妥瑞人唷！
這是一部改編自真人真事的電影，故事主人翁是Brad Cohen ，他也是位妥瑞人唷！
Friday, February 8, 2013
Greeting The New Year 舊正拜年
鄧麗君唱舊曆正月初一「拜年」
(Bai-Ni/Bai-Nian )
Teresa Teng Sings "Greeting The New Year"
正月初一頭一天
First day of the first month,
家家戶戶過新年
Every household celebrates the New Year.
大街小巷喧燈彩
Main streets and alleys are full of decorative lightings.
炮竹響連天。
Firecrackers roar throughout the day.
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 炮竹響連天。
Hai, firecrackers roar throughout the day.
小妹過年真高興
I celebrate the New Year with the utmost joy.
換上新鞋穿新衣
Change to new shoes and clothing
從頭到腳打扮好
From head to feet all dressed up
上街去拜年。
Take to the street to greet the New Year!
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 上街去拜年。
Hai, take to the street to greet the New Year!
小妹過年真高興，
I celebrate the New Year with the utmost joy.
有吃有唱又有玩，
Eating, singing and playing.
叫部的士吩咐他，
Summon a Taxi and tell the driver
我要去拜年。
I have to greet the New Year!
嘁得隆冬鏹咚鏹，
Qi di long dong qiang dong qiang
嗨! 我要去拜年。
Hai, I have to greet the New Year!
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Monday, February 4, 2013
Hunger 飢餓
Warning: If you feel uncomfortable seeing these pictures, please close this page.
這張照片(左)是凱文卡特，贏得九四年普立茲新聞特寫攝影獎的作品。那是一個蘇丹女童，即將餓斃跪倒在地，而兀鷹正在女孩後方不遠處，虎視眈眈，等候獵食女孩的畫面。
當人們紛紛打聽小女孩的下落時，遺憾的是，卡特也不知道。因為當時他只以新聞專業者的角色，按下快門，取得畫面，然後離去, 而沒有趕走兀鷹，救走小女孩。
在他獲頒這一生最高榮譽兩個月之後，卡特自殺身亡了。
在我們周遭，正有無數這樣的圖像在形成、在發生，你我是否也僅止於按下人生鏡頭的快門，然後，漠然地擦肩而過？
這張照片(左)是凱文卡特，贏得九四年普立茲新聞特寫攝影獎的作品。那是一個蘇丹女童，即將餓斃跪倒在地，而兀鷹正在女孩後方不遠處，虎視眈眈，等候獵食女孩的畫面。
當人們紛紛打聽小女孩的下落時，遺憾的是，卡特也不知道。因為當時他只以新聞專業者的角色，按下快門，取得畫面，然後離去, 而沒有趕走兀鷹，救走小女孩。
在他獲頒這一生最高榮譽兩個月之後，卡特自殺身亡了。
在我們周遭，正有無數這樣的圖像在形成、在發生，你我是否也僅止於按下人生鏡頭的快門，然後，漠然地擦肩而過？
Sunday, February 3, 2013
A Song Of Persuasion 勸世歌
Teresa Teng – A Song Of Advice (Taiwanese)
鄧麗君 - 勸世歌 (台語)
「勸世歌」歌詞鄧麗君 - 勸世歌 (台語)
曲﹕呂金守 詞﹕呂金守
又要好 又要爽！
咱若是戀愛的時代走路著愛扭一扭才會好體態
嘿若要情意綿綿心頭會輕鬆著愛互相信任永遠結成雙
勸大家青春少年家著愛珍惜戀愛寶貴時代才應該
嘿來來戀愛的朋友好兄弟走路著愛扭一扭多好你甘知
又要好 又要爽！
咱若是做人的媳婦掂家裡愛忍一忍照顧好尪婿
嘿若要情意綿綿心頭會輕鬆著愛好惜生命永遠結成雙
勸大家做人的媳婦著愛好好款待乾家幹肝才應該
嘿來來婚後的朋友好媳婦掂家裡愛忍一忍多好你甘知
又要好 又要爽！
咱若是做人的尪婿不通時常戲一戲身體會打壞，
若愛夫唱婦隨心頭會輕鬆著愛體貼太太實在壞做人，
勸大家做人的尪婿著愛保護身體認真打拼才應該，
嘿，來來做人的老爸好尪婿不通時常戲一戲身體會打壞。
又要好，又要爽！
Saturday, February 2, 2013
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